More than just an evil organization, ROACH also is a global employer. While the economy has shrunk worldwide, and unemployment has risen to record highs, ROACH has stayed viable! How do we do this? We don't pay our employees!
We at ROACH have killed many birds with one stone. With our secret headquarters dotted around the world actually being self contained communities built around a centralized workplace, our employees don't have to worry about housing prices, the price of food and gas, education, healthcare, or anything else, as all is provided by ROACH. All you have to do is move your family here and swear total allegiance to our common goal of world domination. The way we see it it's better to get it over with now and not wait until your capitals are turned into a burning pile of rubble before you bow down to us.
Now you may be asking, "I thought this was all about messing with dorks in costumes trying to do good? I'm down with gentle harrasment of weirdos but total global domination, I'm not so sure about that!"
Well, for starters, contradict us again and we'll turn you over to our Medical Research facility! Haha, I'm just kidding! (no i'm not)
But seriously, we at ROACH like to think big. Heroes never see beyond what is in front of their faces. Supervillains, especially the ones at ROACH, think years in advance. So we can see that gentle harrasment of Citizen Heroes will lead to their retaliation, and so on and so forth. So, we decided to skip a few steps and move harrasment straight on to destruction. Then logically, once the heroes of the world are no more, why not just take over the planet. So we here at ROACH have decided to push forward our agenda and just work towards an End Game of world Domination.